PARS FANZINES

SAMMY LIVES WITH DICK AND BERT
ISSUE No.1 - APR 1996
  • Nothing About Leishman
  • The Madness of Bert Paton
  • Let's All Laugh at Airdrie
  • Wee Team News
  • D.A.F.C Financial Situation Explained!
  • Mad Mental Farmers
  • Whatever Happened To The Bounce?
  • Good, Bad or Just Plain Ugly?
       and a little bit more ...


ISSUE No.2 - AUG 1996

The First Division Champions Edition
  • Starks Park, Raving Bonkers
  • We Are The Champions
  • Oh, What A Lovely League!
  • The Nightmare Begins
  • Delusions of European Glory - The Dream Team
  • Adventures in Threave Rovers Land
  • While You Were Sleeping
  • Die Hard - The Quiz, The Insider, Dress Donald

 ISSUE No.3 - FEB 1997

  • DAFC Trigger The End of the World (like in that film)
  • Since We've been gone, Wee Team Talk
  • The Long and Winding Road, The Insider
  • EXCLUSIVE: Ross Jack Interview
  • Memories of Munro, Lions and Tigers and Bears
  • Die Hard II: The Quiz
  • Glory Days: Wee Team 2 - Dunfermline 5

 Issue No.4 - APR 1997

  • Sammy In Mascot Punch-up Drama
  • 21st Century Boys, The Insider
  • The Curse of Westie
  • The SAMMYS Awards - 1997
  • The Thoughts of Charlie Nicholas
  • Mr Bounce Talks Back
  • Falkirk: The Land That Time Forgot
  • Glory Days: Happy Hogmanay!
  • The Ego Has Landed, Die Hard - The Quiz
ISSUE No.5 - AUG 1997
  • Since We've Been Gone
  • Jimmy Sandison - My Soccer Hell
  • Brilliant Bingo's Banjo Bonanza
  • Glory Days : Diamond Shites
  • Intelligent Life in Falkirk?
  • Ear Spotting ... Choose Life, Choose The Pars
  • The Thoughts of Charlie Nicholas
  • The Trauma of a Traveling Fan
       bits, pieces, dribbles and the rest ...

ISSUE No.6 - JAN 1998
  • Rangers Fans Are Poofs ...
  • We’re Pish! Confesses Bert Paton
  • Dear Sammy …
  • SAMMY HIS TRUE STORY
  • Boo Hoo! Brazil, Roy Woodrow
  • And Quite Rightly So – Babbling Moron Charlie Nicholas’s exclusive column
  • Sammy’s Heroes – Davie Irons
  • Sergio Duarte - Brasilian or Lumphian?

ISSUE No.7 - APR 1998
  • Westie - My Own Team Mates Called Me a Baldy
  • Dave Barnett - Did He Suffer Racist Abuse at Dunfermline?
  • Andy Smith Must Stay!!
  • The SAMMYS Awards - 1998
  • Scottish Football - A Load of Pish?
  • Sammy's Heroes - Ian McCall
  • Glory Days - Dunfermline 2 : Celtic 1 - 22 Aug 1987

ISSUE No.8 - AUG 1998

  • Battle of the Dicks
  • The Insider - Wee Team Going Bust?
  • The Smelly People
  • Craig Robertson - In Memorium
  • World Cup 98 - Thank God Its All Over!
  • Michael Platini - Genius, or Fat Bloke Who Needs a Shave?
  • The Weegieland Tour
  • Season Ticket Tantrums 

ISSUE No.9 - FEB 1999

  • Barbie Girl Wants Wee Team
  • Graeme Speirs, The Scotland on Sunday's Drivel Generator joins Sammy Lives
  • Glory Days - Meadowbank Th, 13 May 1989
  • THE DUNFERMLINE PISH - The local paper that isn't afraid to bore you to death
  • Tragedy as Wee Team goes bye-byes
  • Sammy's Heros - Ian Heddle
  • Broxi Lives with Dick and Bert

 

SAMMY - HIS TRUE STORY

  • The tale of Sammy's rise to fame as Scotland's favourite club mascot
  • From Issue No.6 - Jan 1998

 

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